Archive for Disclaimer:

This is your first and only warning, Jack!

Read the Disclaimer before before you wet yourself and shoot brains out of your ears!

Buckle Up!

Here we go, kids! Another little outlet for my modest (yes, I said modest! :-D ) litte platform of diatribes and rants.  It’s like my own way of doing the old Three Stoodges bit where the straight man knocks Moe, Larry and Curly’s heads together! 

I’m going to start by catching you up with the other places I place my own twisted brand of logic on in hopes that someone will see and laugh (rather than just staring at the screen with a large string of drool stung from the corner of your mouth going “Dar… this isn’t Hamster Porn!”)

As I say with my other areas, Buckle Up! It’s going to be a bumpy ride!

TJ

Hello world! Hope your undies aren’t bunching!

Caught your attention?  Good!  Read on and keep the Crack Monkeys at bay!

This is my little Disclaimer, which actually came from one of my other posts (see Rant on Free Speech I).  I figured I should probably have it here at the start:

If you take offense at anything I write here, please be advised that my viewpoints are mine alone and I took liberties with my opinions to make a point. You are more than welcome to disagree with them and walk away. 

PPS: If you did get upset and didn’t get to this disclamer, it’s time to up the Rittlin dose and make sure you get your whole head in the toilet and flush twice to get all of the crap out. 

If you can’t do that right now…. Hey, look at the funny monkey over there!

TJ