I was just taking a break at my office and watching the news. The first news story I hear from the Fairly Unbalanced people is where there was a fire in the oldest hotel in New York in a sixth story linen closet.
The next story covered is with this whole US/France-drafted “truce” to stop the violence between Isreal and Lebannon. In the response to Lebannon’s less-than-impressed reaction to this effort, our very own “Captain Kangaroo on Crack” UN Ambassador John Bolton said,”Well, this isn’t something we just came up with in a closet….”. The following image was a burning building in Beirut.
Now, story placement like that can only come from someone who’s tagline is “Eat My Shorts!”
TJ